Hello there. If you have arrived to this page, congratulations! You have unlocked the knowledge that I am an illustrator and comic artist. Most often, friends and friends of friends of friends ask me to draw show posters and art for podcasts. Really, I'll draw whatever people pay me to draw. I am a shill for money and am without artistic integrity. If you're interested in hiring me, just dangle small amounts of money in front of my face or hit me up on that beautifully named Contact page. Check out some of my samples below!
POSTERS and PODCASTS
PORTRAITS AND OTHER COMMISSIONS
HOT DOG People WITH ABS
I draw famous people, normal people, any people at all—as hot dog people with beautiful abs. For some reason folks pay me to do this. You can also pay me to do this at my Fiverr page. HYPERLINK TO FIVERR!!!!
In 2015 and 2016, I drew a single panel comic about the fictional sad son of an evil billionaire. I stopped doing it because people were threatening me and my family, but gosh I still think this stuff is funny. I will periodically draw new ones to raise money for good, non-evil things (like RAICES and Border Angels).